i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people
what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.
i would enjoy that immensely
there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment
do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop